Certified Nonsense

You're not messy—you're officially certified.

This hilarious digital bundle includes 35 printable certificates for every chaotic personality type you know and love (or are). From the Certified DUMBASS to the Serial Apologizer, Star-Splainer, and The Just In Cases, each certificate is professionally designed, absurdly specific, and ready to print, frame, or tape to your fridge in defeat.

✨ Includes 35 Certificates:

Certified DUMBASS

Certified DRAMA QUEEN

Certified OVERTHINKER

Certified HOT MESS

Certified CRINGE LORD

Certified PET SPOILER

Certified SNACK THIEF

Certified PROCRASTINATOR

Certified IMPULSE BUYER

Certified DOOMSCROLLER

Certified ONE-UPPER

Certified PEOPLE PLEASER

Certified MOVIE QUOTER

Certified COFFEE ADDICT

Certified NERVOUS GIGGLER

Certified DOUBLE BOOKER

Certified STAR-SPLAINER

Certified SPORTS OBSESSIVE

Certified CHRONIC FAST FOODER

Certified SERIAL APOLOGIZER

Certified OVERPACKER

⁠Certified SNOOZE ABUSER

Certified BABY BRAINER

Certified STORY LOOPER

Certified ONE MAN BAND

Certified GASLIGHTER

Certified SOLO CHEF

Certified MESS MAKER

Certified TMI-ER

Certified TRIVIA TITAN

Certified SWEAR BEAR

Certified DO-GOODER

Certified CRAFTER

Certified COLLECTOR

Certified DEAD BROKE

🖨️ What You’ll Get:

- 35 high-resolution PDF files (8.5 x 11 inches)

- Print at home, work, or your local print shop

- Designed for easy trimming – just snip off the header and footer

- Frame them, gift them, or leave them anonymously in your group chat

💬 Perfect for:

- Gag gifts

- Passive-aggressive friend interventions

- Holiday white elephant exchanges

- Anyone who needs to be called out… gently

🚫 No physical items shipped. Digital download only.

For personal use only. Not for resale or redistribution.

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